Sean Hayes Seattle Concert Review @ the High Dive

Welcome to another edition of my crunk concert review. Thursday I was at the Sean Hayes concert in fremont. Obviously I was feeling good. Proof? After about 6 songs, he says "Thanks for coming out! So whats up? What are you guys doing?" through the crowd I yell "JUST LISTENING TO SOME MUSIC, MAN!" everybody laughs, then we continue.

 

before the show my friend said to be ready for a ghostly voodoo presence on stage. So I had weird shit going for me. But guess what! When the first song came on, the crowd kinda froze. Actually they REALLY froze.  His cold ass voice just did that to a noisy bunch of hippies. Cooler than a polar bears butthole. Literally nobody was moving. I was walking forward and it felt like I was wading through dead bodies. no other way to explain.

3 songs in:

"this is the guy that makes you feel like you can be a musician. this easy listening music does that to me. even though I know it would be entirely impossible for me to create these. Have you ever thought about actually creating a song? insane.  I'm happy with every song I've heard. one jameson shot was all i needed to fall in love with this guy."

6 songs in:

"so now i'm 2jamesons and 3berrrs deep. He was basically a rapper during those last 2 songs. Now he's folk country. What can't he do! So sick! Still haven't heard a bad song."

Wow this is embarrassing:

I feel like I want this guy to play at my wedding. he's really fucking good. and I don't say that often for a guy I never listened to. seriously I'm not going to buy all six albums but I feel like I should. this sucks. Like right now I'm hearing Alabama chicken. I feel like I belong in the group of girls up front that dance like they're having 18 muscle spasms at once. The psychedelic girls. it's that good.

Final words:

"this man played for 2 hours and I only heard good Songs. I paid 70 to go to deck the hall ball where I heard 8 songs I liked throughout 4 hours. Sean Hayes played for about 2 hours and I did not hear a bad song. babes are dancing and shaking their asses more than I have seen in a ludacris video."

Recognize! 
Can you see the progression of my love for this man? Go listen to every song of his @ www.seanhayesmusic.com